Sunday 11 September 2011

RUBY'S BAD NERVES


I have decided to be a blogger. Because I am menopausal I quite often don’t know what day it is. Things happen and I forget. I don’t think I will forget this morning, but in case I do, this is what happened:-

I was awoken at 6.05 a.m. (Sunday). My 24 year old son had been to a party and this is the time he came home, with his girlfriend in tow. Ordinarily this would not bother me; however, I have 2 dogs, one is called Ruby. Before Ruby came to live with me she had already had at least 2 previous homes. To say she is bad with her nerves would be a fair comment. To say my son was very drunk when he stumbled through the patio doors at 6.05 a.m. would also be a fair comment. I have no idea what happened to Ruby in her previous incarnations but this is not the first time my son has come home drunk in the early hours and it is not the first time that Ruby has gone hysterical in a small dog type way and wet herself. When I say wet herself, I mean dribbled wee all over my bed and pillow and also left a little pool on my lounge room carpet. Ruby is unable to tell me what happened to her previously but I suspect she was hurt or frightened by someone who was very drunk.

In conclusion, dogs are like people. If Ruby is approached suddenly, she will instinctively take a couple of steps backwards. She will always have trust issues but she also has an amazing capacity to forgive, but I don’t think she will ever forget, unlike me who has difficulty knowing what day it is.

4 comments:

  1. Great first post. Maybe Bo should be sleeping in the dog basket?

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  2. Hi
    Glad you're using a medium I dont need a fancy high tec gadget to read. Are you sure it wasnt Bomar who wee'd on the carpet ???

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  3. You don't need a fancy gadget to read my book Jude, just a computer and to think you would even suggest that my son is not lavatory trained!

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  4. Kick the son out...keep the dogs!!!! Then claim temporary insanity when the kid gets arrested!!! If he's old enough to drink, he is old enough to live on his own. Drunk teenagers and menopause do NOT mix well, trust ME! If it all goes sideways, just claim temporary insanity...or a memory lapse of a few years! Great writing, I love it! Sincerely, Mental Menopause by ME. ( also on Amazon )

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